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MY HUSBAND BROUGHT HOME A FUCKING 5 GALLON BAG OF CHOCOLATE MILK IT WON’T FIT IN THE FRIDGE 
THIS ISN’T FUCKING CANADA I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
LOOK AT THIS SHIT IT HAS A STRAW COMING OUT OF IT WHAT THE FUCK

MY HUSBAND BROUGHT HOME A FUCKING 5 GALLON BAG OF CHOCOLATE MILK IT WON’T FIT IN THE FRIDGE
THIS ISN’T FUCKING CANADA I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
LOOK AT THIS SHIT IT HAS A STRAW COMING OUT OF IT WHAT THE FUCK

Posted on: 9 March, 2013 with 120 Notes

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